Morning Oregonian
Oregon, USA
25 August 1889
Too Many Rippers
Mouldy looking individual (to London police officer) - Yes, sir, I've decided to give myself up. I'm Jack the Ripper and I -
Police Officer - Sorry, but we can't accommodate you, as we are overcrowded. There are seven more Jack the Rippers downstairs, and you'll have to roost somewhere else tonight.
