Author: Caroline Morris
Wednesday, 18 December 2002 - 05:58 am |        |
RARER THAN HEN'S TEETH 
Some things you don't see too often on the message boards:
Peter Wood having a diary doubting day
Yaz being mean-spirited
Warwick getting cross
Posters who don't love Monty
Caz taking a cigarette break from the boards
Melvin Harris laughing at himself
Viper posting duff information
Dave Radka's theory leaking out
Leanne! not being cheerful
Chris George losing his sense of humour
Admirers of Pat Cornwell's work on Sickert
Any more suggestions?
Love,
Caz |
Author: Philip C. Dowe
Wednesday, 18 December 2002 - 06:40 am | |
Yeah:
Rosemary not being cryptic
Graziano!
Caz not being sexy :-)
Yours,
Philip |
Author: judith stock
Wednesday, 18 December 2002 - 09:42 am | |
How about me NOT being the resident cynic?
OR, Stewart NOT being stupendously generous with information and time?
J |
Author: Jim Jenkinson
Wednesday, 18 December 2002 - 01:48 pm | |
Snow blowing out of a naked Scouser's arse.
Doh ! |
Author: judith stock
Wednesday, 18 December 2002 - 03:22 pm | |
Dear Jim,
TRUE..Scouser, and arse are evident...but does wearing a hat preclude the nakedidity (figure THAT out!!) of said Scouser? I've never been sure if hats put one in the "partially clothed" category..........NOW, here's one direct from Jeff Foxworthy: In the American South, naked means you have no clothes on; nekkid means you have no clothes on, AND are up to something!
CHEERS TO EVERYONE!! I LOVE this thread!
J |
Author: Howard Brown
Wednesday, 18 December 2002 - 06:11 pm | |
| A day when I am NOT drooling over Caz' profile picture!!! Send me a personal photo,more detailed,please,if not for my sake,for Christsakes !! Don't tell your old man....Love, Howard |
Author: Caroline Morris
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 06:54 am | |
Hi Howard,
I did as you asked, and got a lovely thank-you letter back from Mrs Brown. She was also kind enough to include a festive riddle for me, but as I'm not very bright the readers might like to help me solve it:
Re-arrange the following words to find a Yule-tide message:
getting nuts Howie's for  crushed Christmas
Love,
Caz
PS Only kidding |
Author: Jim Jenkinson
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 07:55 am | |
Dear Judith,
Forcing myself to look again at the photograph, you are correct, he is wearing a hat, and therefore is not naked. Now I understand what Bill Clinton was on about.
Jim |
Author: judith stock
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 10:09 am | |
Yeah, it IS a matter of semantics, Jim. Of course, since a hat covers a normally covered (by hair) part of the body, said part wasn't naked before, so only if naked NOW could it be considered covered.....possibly a bald man wearing a hat is NOT naked, while a NOT bald man wearing a hat IS considered naked. This could be a very thorny issue...calls for Socrates, at least!
And Clinton was never about semantics..he was about lies and obfuscations. Kind of sad, that.
Cheers,
J |
Author: Monty
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 11:09 am | |
Caz,
Who ?
Who doesnt love me ??
THAT I do not believe !!!!!!!!!!!!
Monty
 |
Author: Caroline Morris
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 01:18 pm | |
Dearest Monty, old chap,
We all love you here. So obviously Who is not a poster.
I still can't believe Who doesn't love you, but there's nowt so queer as folk - it must be all that time he spends in the tardis.
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate anyone not loving Monty! 
Love,
Caz
PS Montys R for us, not just for Christmas |
Author: Brian Schoeneman
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 05:34 pm | |
Caz,
Nothing gets a smile out of me quicker than obscure Doctor Who references.
Well, that and beer.
B |
Author: Michael Raney
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 05:39 pm | |
Monty,
Never fear EVERYONE loves you!
Mikey |
Author: Howard Brown
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 06:22 pm | |
| Dear Caz........If I was married,the suffering I'd have to endure to have a photo of you would be worth it....I can take the lumps ! Hope you have a nice Christmas. Howard |
Author: David Radka
Saturday, 21 December 2002 - 12:32 am | |
| withdrawn |
Author: David O'Flaherty
Saturday, 21 December 2002 - 12:50 am | |
Classy post, David. It sounds like graffiti in some girl's public rest room.
That's a perfectly nice photo of you, Caz.
Dave |
Author: Jim Jenkinson
Saturday, 21 December 2002 - 02:30 am | |
David Radka,
What's Santa bringing you then ?
More Brasso for your shining armour ?
Jim |
Author: David Radka
Saturday, 21 December 2002 - 12:59 pm | |
David and Jim,
Thanks for the compliments. Let me recommend a product to you both, appropriate to your condition:
http://www.discountscentral.com/maxaman.htm
David |
Author: David O'Flaherty
Saturday, 21 December 2002 - 01:04 pm | |
Thanks! I'll give you a call when I'm ready.
Dave |
Author: Howard Brown
Saturday, 21 December 2002 - 02:39 pm | |
| Hey "Social Skills" Radka.....If you got paid for being an a**hole,you would be a millionaire. Caz,I'm sorry that I mentioned your photo in the first place. I should have known El Jerko** would have stuck his dorky nose into it. Sorry....Howard |
Author: Caroline Morris
Sunday, 22 December 2002 - 08:23 am | |
Hi All,
Well, what a tempest in a tea-cup - I think.
I missed Dave's post, but if the one he emailed me this morning is the one he has withdrawn, it went like this:
'Caz,
When was the picture of you in your profile taken? Ten years ago? At least, I'd think.'
As Dave has never met me, he is evidently implying that I look at least ten years younger in that photo than his idea of someone my age.
Thank you Dave, you've made my Sunday.
Love,
Caz
PS The photo was taken in 2001, for those who didn't already know.  |
Author: julienonperson
Tuesday, 24 December 2002 - 12:54 pm | |
Hi All,
In case I do not have the oportunity to post over
Xmas, I would like to take this oportunity to
wish you all
A very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Please be safe.
Julie |
Author: Divia deBrevier
Tuesday, 31 December 2002 - 03:55 pm | |
Greetings all:
Despite the fact that Monty's been flirting whilst I was away, I still love him and want to have his babies.
*wuff*
Divia |
