Author: Monty
Monday, 18 November 2002 - 11:59 am |        |
Gentlemen.....oh yeah, you birds an' all,
Me and Wood are putting a Job on.
Interested ?? Well, the blag goes like this....
...Wood comes down to London from Manchester. Im already gonna be there. We are then gonna meet up East for a 'sesh' of...well...just booze and merryment and probably a meal up the Sheraz (if Peters mussus gives him enuff spending money !).
Then we're gonna get free mini coopers and drive 'em fru the ...oh, sorry, wrong plan.
The fing is that we were wondering if any of you lot want in on the job.
Its scheduled for sometime in the New year and dates will be arranged for when we ALL can make it. I know camp Jimmy Jenkinson (hello Sailor) is interested in a doo and the rest of yer is invited....just let me know who.
Monty
PS Keep this quiet from the C&D firm. They'd only grass on us. |
Author: Jim Jenkinson
Tuesday, 19 November 2002 - 02:10 am | |
Ho Monty,
Count me in for the first two weeks in January. (Zat long enough for a 'sesh' ?)
I've already organised your ambulance after seeing those words draped around ma name. 
Is Peter Wood bringing the Gallagher brothers with him ? You can bring Willie Thorne but don't bring Lineker.
"interested in a doo" - are you calling me a pigeon fancier, as well ????
Jim
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Author: Caroline Morris
Tuesday, 19 November 2002 - 03:01 am | |
Hi Monty, Jim, Peter,
I'd love to join you but I think you're far better off sticking to a men-only job.
Though I hope to meet some of you scallywags in Liverpool next summer. Oh, next summer... what a lovely thought.
Love,
Caz |
Author: Esther Wilson
Tuesday, 19 November 2002 - 10:19 am | |
Slightly off topic but....where do you folks find all the great emoticons??
Esther |
Author: Ally
Tuesday, 19 November 2002 - 11:11 am | |
Hi Esther,
Thanks for reminding me I also need to recreate the How do I...? thread.
Basicaly the formatting button on the right will teach you how and there is an icon list under Read This First that will give you what.
Happy Emoting,
Ally |
Author: Monty
Tuesday, 19 November 2002 - 11:57 am | |
Wee Jimmi,
Ye talk oot o' ye arse...ambulance ! I'll stick ye heid doon a cludger a'fore ye ken whit day it is ye puuff....and ye cannae come if ye wearing thon flarey troos !
1st 2 weeks eh ? Im still waiting on Woods reply.
Let me know of any other dates you can make if thats a no go.
We wouldnae wan ye tae miss a gudgen, eh?
Help ma boab Monty
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Author: Timsta
Tuesday, 19 November 2002 - 04:59 pm | |
Monty:
Gi'it laldy!
Regards
Timsta |
Author: Jim Jenkinson
Wednesday, 20 November 2002 - 02:18 am | |
Monty,
Just organise it and I'll turn up if I'm home, mate.
Monty & Timsta
Are you the real Krankies or just a tribute ?
(wee) Jim |
Author: Timsta
Wednesday, 20 November 2002 - 09:55 am | |
Jim:
Oh, the Krankies. 'Jimmy Krankie' last seen on the Bob Mills home for the terminally career dead, "Win Lose or Draw". She had a sweater with 'Fandabidozi' on the back.
In bed with me dinner,
Timsta |
Author: Esther Wilson
Wednesday, 20 November 2002 - 10:16 am | |
Thanks for pointing me in the right direction Ally. I'm going to give it a try.....
Esther
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Author: Ally
Wednesday, 20 November 2002 - 11:03 am | |
No sweat and glad you figured it out considering the formatting button is on the left and not the right like I posted..four days no sleep and I am buggin.. 
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Author: Monty
Friday, 22 November 2002 - 08:26 am | |
Folks,
I didnt want to start a new thread for such a piddley thing so Ive hijacked this one....why not ?? Its mine anyway.
Im down in London for the day on friday 13th December.
Anyone wishing to join this sad man in The Ten Bells at 12:30/1-ish (lunchtime you fools) are more than welcome. Just for a quick one cos Im working.....
Monty
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Author: Graham Jay
Friday, 22 November 2002 - 09:49 am | |
| Would have loved to have and met you Monty - unfortunately, you've picked the day that I have to sit in a muddy field and watch vets, dentists and farriers molest my horses |
Author: Caroline Morris
Friday, 22 November 2002 - 10:34 am | |
Sorry Monty, I've got a Christmas do in a pub in Croydon that day - otherwise I'd have joined you for a swift half.
Not coming to the Christmas C&D bash then?
Good weekend all.
Love,
Caz |
Author: Peter Wood
Saturday, 23 November 2002 - 09:45 am | |
Sorry Monty
I've checked my diary and I'm watching TV that day.
Peter |
Author: Chris Jd
Saturday, 23 November 2002 - 02:43 pm | |
Peter,
you have a REAL diary?
Christian |
Author: Peter Wood
Saturday, 23 November 2002 - 07:36 pm | |
Nah, I bought it from a scouse mate of mine back in - ooh - 1990 ish, give or take 80 years. He'd already filled in most of the pages and it definitely says I'm watching television that night.
Peter |
Author: Monty
Monday, 25 November 2002 - 10:54 am | |
Peter, Caz,
Peter,
TV again ?? I guess the Mussus aint letting you have any spendo is she ??
Caz,
Apart from Working the Friday Im also down there for an Xmas do on the Saturday.
Not in Croydon....Wembley !
If anyone is there about 12:30ish come up to the George Clooney lookalike ......and no Peter, Rosemary is more you....especially if you are in your 'weekend' clothes again Susan !
Monty
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Author: Peter Wood
Monday, 25 November 2002 - 06:45 pm | |
| It's not a beard Monty, I just smudged my eye liner. |
Author: Monty
Tuesday, 26 November 2002 - 11:43 am | |
My people,
London jolly for 13th called off.
Big boss man, he say "Monty, take your um big fat arse to um place where man with beard and beanie hat walk like he um got soiled pants"
So Im off to Manchester.
Monty
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Author: Jim Jenkinson
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 08:44 am | |
Monty, Peter,
Is this London Job off then ?
Have I ironed my purple flares for nothing ?
Jim |
Author: Monty
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 10:57 am | |
Jim, and Peter come to think of it.
Huge apologies, jobs off till the new year as far as Im concerned on account of my Bosses giving me the arse around !
I aint happy.... .....see !
Any road up our end, I'll sort let you know once xmas season is over with.
Monty
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Author: Peter Wood
Friday, 20 December 2002 - 05:42 pm | |
Guys
London, Manchester ...wherever!
Monty - I have specific reason to be in London during February, but want to make it as cheap as possible, so possibly just one night stopping over (do you fancy sharing a single bed in Brick Lane?)
The reason I may be going to London is a concert taking place at Shepherd's Bush empire - I'm not fussed where I stay, but it would have to be damn cheap!
Let me know if you are still up for it.
As for the bearded man who walketh like John Wayne - he got his two front teeth knocked out after someone told 'im to "'ave it!".
Later
Peter |
Author: Monty
Tuesday, 24 December 2002 - 07:06 am | |
Peter,
Depends when in February, but yeah, it does interest me.
Talk after xmas.
Monty
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Author: Jim Jenkinson
Wednesday, 01 January 2003 - 05:13 am | |
Happy New Year Monty and Peter,
Let's go to London dressed as chimney sweepers !
Stepping Time ?
Jim |
Author: Peter Wood
Wednesday, 15 January 2003 - 10:57 am | |
Monty
Sunday 9th February.
Moolah is tight in the Wood household at the moment, so it may just be a day trip, set off early morning, return v. late at night.
The main reason for going has got to be the concert, but I thought I'd take in some ripper sites as well - and maybe a walk with Don, if he's doing them at this time of year???
Anyway, if you fancy joining me and Jack at the Ten Bells for a couple of sherberts, give me a shout. It'd probably be a lunchtime thing.
See ya
Peter. |
Author: Divia deBrevier
Wednesday, 15 January 2003 - 12:50 pm | |
Dearest Peter:
So, am I invited, or is this just a boy's thing?
Love,
Divia |
Author: Monty
Thursday, 16 January 2003 - 11:59 am | |
Peter,
9th !!!!!
Sunday good,
Day only...ok, it works for me,
9th ??? Nooooooooooooooooooo ! What are you thinking of ?? Im working....cant you go towards the end of the month ??
BTW Im working in Euston tomorrow stop Over night stop. Will be at Ten Bell sat lunch stop. Dont know what time stop if anyone is there stop its your round stop just look for the Russell Crowe lookalike stop wannna fight ? stop
Monty
PS Divia Hunni, when I go out there is no such thing as just a boys thing ! Wheres the fun in that ? |
Author: Peter Wood
Thursday, 16 January 2003 - 12:57 pm | |
Monty: Was that a Yes or a No???
I'm afraid Gary won't move the concert back, something to do with his 25th anniversary of being a professional musician ...
Divia my darling, where have you been hiding? Monty was always intended to be the lunchtime entertainment ... I was saving you for the evening.
I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around ...
Peter |
Author: Michael Raney
Thursday, 16 January 2003 - 05:04 pm | |
Monty,
Sorry, a boy's thing CAN be lots of fun.
Peter,
Be careful, Divia and I are watching you......we don't like to share. ;-)
Mikey |
Author: Divia deBrevier
Thursday, 16 January 2003 - 06:53 pm | |
Dearest Monty and Peter:
Make it towards the end of Februrary or in March and I can make it over there.
Oh, I got my hair cut the other day and I'm feeling rather saucy now. I'm a new woman, with a new hairstyle, and maybe even a new hair color if I make it to the beauty supply store. Maybe I'll go back to black. Oh well... I'd appreciate your input, gentlemen. Just no more purple, crime scene red, vampire red, fuschia, violet, or hot pink. I don't feel like bleaching out my hair again.
Dearest Mikey:
Huh? YOU want Monty TOO!?! I had no idea! I'm not poaching, am I?
It's a boy's thing in the Royal Army....
*smooch*
Divia |
Author: Divia deBrevier
Thursday, 16 January 2003 - 06:58 pm | |
Dear Peter:
Whaddaya mean, "Where have you been hiding?" I've been back since the end of December, you know. Maybe you just didn't notice. Go back and read my posts on the BRB board.
I'm hurt that you just now got hip to my return!
*sniff*
Divia |
Author: Monty
Monday, 20 January 2003 - 11:17 am | |
Peter,
Im with Divia...cannot make the start of the month.....Garry who anyway ? Neville, Barlow, Lineker or Numan ???
Divia,
You've changed your tune since last night in bed............NOW you're saucy !!
The way you've been neglecting me lately Mikey can poach away....he wont get anywhere..but he can poach.
Monty
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Author: Divia deBrevier
Thursday, 23 January 2003 - 10:28 pm | |
Dearest Monty:
Now, you KNOW that I am your biggest fan, don't deny it. Just who was waiting for a reply via email, hm?
*sniff*
Divia with a shattered image in tow |
Author: Monty
Friday, 24 January 2003 - 11:37 am | |
Divia,
My humblist...Im on my knees here...begging your forgivness....I cannot deny it...Ive just read your mail....Im sorry....take me back Betty-lou !
Perked up Monty
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Author: Michael Raney
Friday, 24 January 2003 - 03:20 pm | |
Divia Darling......I really thought I was Montys biggest Fan............but, .........he never emails me.
Mikey |
Author: Divia deBrevier
Saturday, 25 January 2003 - 07:20 pm | |
Dear Mikey:
Naw, I'm Monty's biggest fan. After all, I wanted to have his babies.
Dearest Monty:
All is forgiven, my love.
*smooch*
Divia |
Author: Peter Wood
Monday, 27 January 2003 - 11:43 am | |
Dear Divia, Monty and Slim Shady
You still ain't called or wrote, I ain't too mad, I just think it's screwed up that you don't answer fans.
Monty, if you didn't want to talk to me at Gary's concert you didn't have to, but you could have signed an autograph for Divia, she's only six years old, she waited for you four hours in the blistering cold and you just said no.
That's pretty bad man, you're like her flipping idol, she wants to be just like you man, she likes you more than I do.
Barlow or Numan? Oh how close you get old Monty! Numan...
My tea's gone cold, I don't know why I bothered making it, it tastes vile.
Peter. |
Author: Divia deBrevier
Monday, 27 January 2003 - 09:41 pm | |
Hello, Peter:
Check yer email, son....
*smooch*
Divia |
Author: Michael Raney
Tuesday, 28 January 2003 - 12:02 pm | |
Divia (notice there's no Darling),
::sniff:: ......and that's all I have to say.
Mikey |
Author: Divia deBrevier
Tuesday, 28 January 2003 - 01:03 pm | |
Dearest Mikey:
Aw, can't we just all get along? Okay, I'll share Monty... as long as he's willing to be shared. *wink*
*smooch*
Divia |
Author: Michael Raney
Tuesday, 28 January 2003 - 04:10 pm | |
Divia Darling,
Of course we can. I don't think Monty wants to be shared......I can flirt...he just won't flirt back. I just wanted to get a little attention from you too.
Mikey |
Author: Monty
Thursday, 30 January 2003 - 11:38 am | |
Mikey,
Dont feel sad. You have my respect and attention (albeit briefly).
Two outta three aint bad.
Monty
....and NO, I aint willing to be shared. |
Author: Monty
Thursday, 30 January 2003 - 11:46 am | |
Peter,
I would now like it to be known that I no longer want to be associated with Mr Peter Leslie Wood on account of the fact that he is going to a Gary Numan concert.
I have nothing against the said Mr Gary Numan nor the wearing of eye liner by his fans. Its just that he didnt invite me to the concert but suggested that we could meet up later for a drink (which is suspicious for a start). Im good enough for buying him his booze but not for a ticket to see an elderly icon.
You just dont know what its like to be me....do you ?...do you ??....DO YOU ??
Monty
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Author: Monty
Thursday, 30 January 2003 - 11:50 am | |
Sweetest Divia,
No reason for this post really,
Just to say that you have the most beautiful ** I've ever seen.
Its they way you place them around your smoochies
Monty
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Author: Divia deBrevier
Thursday, 30 January 2003 - 02:00 pm | |
Monty my love:
Yeah, but wait until you see the *'s with ( ) around them.... Ah, me... I'm such a naughty tart.
*smooch*
Divia |
Author: Peter Wood
Thursday, 30 January 2003 - 07:28 pm | |
Monty
I've got a spare ticket ...
Peter |
Author: Monty
Monday, 03 February 2003 - 11:04 am | |
Divia,
Peter,
What...a one way one ??
Monty
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Author: Peter Wood
Tuesday, 04 February 2003 - 10:06 am | |
| Doh! |
