Author: JackisBack
Friday, 12 November 1999 - 03:21 pm |        |
A Key-Key Bird Discussion is one which resembles the famous KiKI Bird of South America. This highly plumed and colorful Bird is noted for its singularly exceptional ability to run in ever smaller circles until it disappears up its own anal orafice....need I explain more. I venture to suggest that at some point several Discussion Topics should be consigned to this new Topic.
( I submitt this new Discussion Topic with all due respect to the many contributers who have spend hours, days, weeks and years of detailed research and included much of this exceptional work in their posting on these Boards. In particular the 3 years of discussions in the Mary Jane Kelly's Key Discussion Topic.) |
Author: anon
Friday, 12 November 1999 - 04:44 pm | |
| Perhaps that's why so many Ripperologists have their heads up their arses. |
Author: Jeff D
Saturday, 13 November 1999 - 08:29 am | |
Dear JackisBack & Anon,
Why do you even visit these boards ? You certainly aren't obliged to post here or to even read the drivel for that matter are you ?
Is your life really that much of a void, that you have to scour these boards (which you obviously do), simply to post your simple 1-line (not even funny, but often offensive) remarks?
Jeff D |
Author: JackisBack
Sunday, 14 November 1999 - 04:13 pm | |
| Thanks Anon, obviously the truth hurts some people and this posting was not meant to offend, although I am sure that some will be. And Jeff, sometimes a little common sense need to be added to the mix, I don't need these boards to post one liner or offend people, but some of these discussions are just "out of hand". |
Author: grosspoet2
Sunday, 14 November 1999 - 06:57 pm | |
Showers of blood rained down in her eyes,
visions of passion that just wouldn't die,
a sight so wonderous it made her cry,
as she thwarted a mighty 8 inches of pride (knife), while watching geysers of jizz in abundant supply (undetected).
So with one last gasp she cleared her throat, and absorbed that shaft until she choked (on her own blood, not semen).
-the other (gross)poet |
Author: Caz
Monday, 15 November 1999 - 12:26 am | |
The Kiki bird is almost as unfortunate as the oomagooli bird whose low-flying tactics often cause rather nasty injuries to the undercarriage.
These are both game birds however and therefore vulnerable to forces which were anonymous up until today when I can reveal the identity of their attackers.
Every August 12th, the grouse-shooting is complimented the other side of the globe by the Fakawi Tribe of pygmies. These brave souls hide themselves in the long grasses, hoping to bag a juicy Kiki before it disappears rectum-wards, or a plump oomagooli before its tender nether regions are chafed beyond repair.
However,The long grass tends to bugger up the tribe's navigational equipment and, instead of cries of "Kikis at 9 o'clock" or "Who's up for an oomagooli omelette?" the more familiar cry of "We're the Fakawi?" can be heard eerily from the rushes.....
(BTW Red Demon's not back, is he? :-) )
Love,
Caz
Tall Storeys
Tumble-on-Couch
Surrey |
Author: Edana
Monday, 15 November 1999 - 05:36 am | |
Hmmmm, the Artic Kiki bird is known to come down to Central New York on the coldest day of the year where his plaintive cries of "Kiki Kiki Kiki...rist it's cold!" are heard at night when the air is as still as the inside of a frozen cow.
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
Edana |
Author: Bob_C
Monday, 15 November 1999 - 09:51 am | |
Hi Caz, Edana,
Isn't that the one that tends to disappear in a puff of blue smoke up it's own ring? The bird, I mean, not the frozen cow (are there many of these sad bovines sighted in New York lately?).
Love,
Bob |
Author: JackisBack
Monday, 15 November 1999 - 03:04 pm | |
| Bravo, I am so glad that some participants to these message boards, actually understood the "jist" of my posting, and, even better, have felt motivated to add their interpretations. Could someone please explain the meaning of "grosspoet2's" posting above, as I am only 8 years old. |
Author: anon
Monday, 15 November 1999 - 03:26 pm | |
| I understood the gist of it, is that the same thing? |
Author: Caz
Tuesday, 16 November 1999 - 03:23 am | |
I understand the "jizzt" of this conversation but I've gotta tell grosspoet2 that his 'humour' has been bettered for the last 20 years by the Geordie writers of Viz comic, which my 12 year-old reads avidly :-)
The only frozen cow in Surrey will be seen in town later if I venture out without me thermals. Winter draws on etc.
Love,
Caz |
Author: Cockney W.
Tuesday, 16 November 1999 - 02:07 pm | |
| Silly Cah! |
Author: JackisBack
Tuesday, 16 November 1999 - 03:25 pm | |
Anon: "Jist" refers to the poetic quote included above:"geysers of jizz in abundant supply"
Keep 0n "Gushing" |
Author: Caz
Wednesday, 17 November 1999 - 04:58 am | |
'ello Cockney W!
'ow's yer knowledge coming on me old China?
Me, I don't know what the world's coming to. Tut tut, people never used naughty words like 'abundant' in my day, moan moan, whinge whinge etc, me corns are playing me up something chronic blah blah....
Caz
aka Mrs Brady Old Lady ;-) |
Author: Jeff D
Wednesday, 17 November 1999 - 07:40 am | |
Dear JackisBack,
My sincere apologies. I did miss the joke by a wide mark, and I do feel totally embarassed. It's just that I had seen such a large amount of rubbish, in the short time since my return to these boards, that I made a stupid kneejerk reaction.
Again, I really do apologise !
Jeff D |
Author: JackisBack
Wednesday, 17 November 1999 - 02:52 pm | |
Go figure, Jeff, I didn't take a fence..
"These are but wild and whirling words"
Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 1.
or
"You can't make an Hamlet without breaking some
legs"
Insider Theater Joke..... |
Author: JackisBack
Tuesday, 23 November 1999 - 02:27 pm | |
Well, it looks like this discussion subject petered out pretty quickly, maybe we could get Nick Danger, Caz and a few escapees from the Diary Discussion Group to join in here and discuss music, old LPs and fun stuff like that.
I noticed that we didn't gain any of the MJK Key Discussion Group Members...... |
Author: NickDanger
Tuesday, 23 November 1999 - 08:52 pm | |
Hello JackisBack and all,
Do you mean the discussion about Kelly's missing key? It reminded me of nothing so much as Captain Queeg's search for the non-existent missing key in 'The Caine Mutiny'. It seemed to have everything but the rolling steel balls.
By the way, I tried using your e-mail link and it came back as undeliverable for user unknown. Please advise.
Best wishes,
Nick |
Author: Caz
Wednesday, 24 November 1999 - 02:21 am | |
Nice try JiB
Caz |
