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Mark Andrew Pardoe
Inspector
Username: Picapica
Post Number: 162
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 11:31 am: |       |
Whatho all,
Nooooo! It was Bill and Ben the flowerpot men.
And the memory of the real Labour Party:
Foot and Benn the crackpot men.
Cheers, Mark (oo, a bit political there) |
Monty
Chief Inspector
Username: Monty
Post Number: 539
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 11:54 am: | |
Wait...wait..
Heres one.....Netley and Gull !!!!
You lucky people !!!
Monty
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Sarah Long
Inspector
Username: Sarah
Post Number: 338
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 12:08 pm: | |
Since we seem to have lost all concept of time, my money's on the Mitchell brothers. |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 1589
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 4:31 pm: | |
Mark, in my opinion Bill and Ben said "obalob" and "slobalob" because they'd been smoking the Little Weed.
Not good role models for tiny tots, I feel.
Robert |
Caroline Anne Morris
Chief Inspector
Username: Caz
Post Number: 553
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 5:25 am: | |
They must have gone to pot before Slobodob (aka Slowcoach the Snail) could catch them, or the gardener who lived in the house tumbled them - and before they could grass on each other…
Love,
Caz
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 1593
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 5:34 am: | |
Caz! Slowcoach was a tortoise!
"Yeb! Slowcoab wob a torboise."
Robert |
Christopher T George
Inspector
Username: Chrisg
Post Number: 490
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 1:03 pm: | |
Just to clue the Statesiders into what the last few posters have been talking about. . .
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Jason Scott Mullins
Detective Sergeant
Username: Crix0r
Post Number: 67
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 1:08 pm: | |
I'm afraid to ask
crix0r |
Mark Andrew Pardoe
Inspector
Username: Picapica
Post Number: 163
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, December 21, 2003 - 2:32 pm: | |
Whatho Chris,
Was that photograph taken in a police seaside home?
Cheers, Mark |
Caroline Anne Morris
Chief Inspector
Username: Caz
Post Number: 556
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Monday, December 22, 2003 - 12:08 pm: | |
Sorry Robert, of course Slobodob was a tortoise. My brain must have been on a go-slow.
But am I right about “Hallob yob Modelstop” being a greeting to the Queen, as in “Hello your Majesty”? I think Bill and Ben had a royal visit in one episode.
Two Ronnies news flash: A consignment of tortoises arriving by train at Victoria and deposited on the platform was lost today when all the creatures managed to escape. A spokesman for British Rail said, “There was nothing we could do. The tortoises were just too quick for our porters.”
Love,
Caz
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 1622
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, December 22, 2003 - 1:19 pm: | |
Hi Caz
A visit from the Queen? Wow! I bet Charles went along too - he understands people who talk to plants.
A friend of mine once commented : "Bloody puppets! String 'em up, that's what I say. It's the only language they understand. I had that Andy Pandy in the back of the cab once..."
Andy Pandy - now there's a basket case for you.
One of my favourite Two Ronnies jokes went something like : "Bill Lomax, the well-known elephant tracker, was buried today. In future he's decided to track further behind the elephant."
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Sergeant
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 11
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, December 22, 2003 - 6:03 pm: | |
Hi all,
Great thread!! Can't help it but I feel a little weeeeeeeeeeeeed coming on as we speak! loved the line about 'stringing up'!!...puppets..don't you hate'em!!Still not convinced that'Muffin' shouldn't be illegal
love,
Suzi |
Sarah Long
Inspector
Username: Sarah
Post Number: 360
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 4:38 am: | |
Just so you can all feel very old, this is way before my time!! |
Suzi Hanney
Sergeant
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 14
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 5:52 am: | |
Sarah,
You don't know what youre missing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just don't get me going on spotty dog! (or should that be blotchy dog!
Love,
Suzi |
Alan Sharp
Inspector
Username: Ash
Post Number: 301
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 7:18 am: | |
Sarah, please don't even mention the idea of "feeling very old" as you KNOW what happened to me this weekend!!!!!
Now can we all please move onto something more serious than Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men. I vote for The Clangers. |
Monty
Chief Inspector
Username: Monty
Post Number: 558
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 7:30 am: | |
Alan,
We all know what happened to you last weekend...
.....someone talks in their sleep !!
Monty
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Caroline Anne Morris
Chief Inspector
Username: Caz
Post Number: 564
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 9:13 am: | |
Hi Alan,
Don’t tell me you can see my Clangers slippers from there!
I’m not kidding – this week I will mostly be wearing slippers with the Clangers on top while posting.
(Well at least I can say I’ve never had Andy Pandy or any other children’s tv character in the back of a cab! Not quite my idea of creature comforts.)
Love,
Caz
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Suzi Hanney
Sergeant
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 17
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 9:40 am: | |
Caz,
Really???????? you've never lived!! Just as long as no one mentions Loopy Lou in that mile-high club incident!! Oops!!
Love,Suzi |
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