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Michael Raney
Inspector
Username: Mikey559
Post Number: 406
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 2:50 pm: |       |
This whole thread has me laughing so hard I am going to fall out of my chair!!
Mikey |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2525
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 3:20 pm: | |
Ah, but Dan, it does have a serious side : for when I'm 100, I may tell my nephew and niece that a man once showed me a photo of some graffiti. And when they're100, they may tell some author that I actually saw a picture of a man triumphantly brandishing a kipper...and then someone will come along and argue that either the man or the kipper must be called Joe. But kippers are very rarely called Joe, therefore....
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 836
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 3:51 pm: | |
MIKEY!!!!!!
So glad you enjoyed!!!!!! we aint finished yet but will keep you in some anti.....ci...........pation!!!!.......
ROBERT!!!--Of course it has a serious side!!! We all exchange our photos and memories and then all settle down for a Werthers Original maybe!!!
x suzi |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 837
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 4:25 pm: | |
 Hi Robert!!!!.... I,m Joe want to meet my mate??.....Joe ce fin.....(she spent some time in France you know!)
suzi |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2527
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 5:05 pm: | |
Suzi, they look more like sharks than kippers. "The Jaws are not the men...."
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 839
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 5:37 pm: | |
Whoops!!!! must be Mary's 'erring (!) son!!!......after a lot of thought here,,,Trying to find a FOR NOTHING pun has failed....even me!
Thanks!
Suzi
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Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 840
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 5:48 pm: | |
Maybe it was just a sign of the....FIN de siecle,.....or maybe absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...
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>: ((((((< |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2528
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 6:06 pm: | |
Suzi, perhaps it wasn't Joe? Maybe the man in the peaked cap was Captain Bird'seye.
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 841
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 6:28 pm: | |
Never seen a stout,shabby,carroty moustachiod blotchy-faced fish finger yet......but am open to offers I guess Cap'n !!
Maybe Marys fish and potatoes will provide some answers here!!!
I still detect a medical hand here!!!
suzi |
Michael Raney
Inspector
Username: Mikey559
Post Number: 408
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 1:05 pm: | |
ROFLMAO! The talent on these boards is amazing!!!
Mikey |
brad kelley
Unregistered guest
| | Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 3:40 pm: | |
jewes = joe
blamed = bar
nothing = nett
ok he did it. |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2534
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 2:53 pm: | |
Maybe a drunken Joe killed a drunken Mary in a drunken rage? Someone was pizzicato, hence the song "Only A Violin I Plucked On Mother's Grave."
The chalked message indicates that he was accustomed to walking around with a snooker cue.
Robert
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Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 842
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 5:12 pm: | |
MIKEY!!!!! Dont do that baby!!the ROFLLMAO!!!!!!
Not amazing ....just attention seeking!
Brad- Brilliant! now you've got it!!!! now REGISTER!
Robert-Aaaaaaaaaaaah guess the graffito was in blue the.....might that be why an unknown witness remarked upon her suspect walking with a stiffened leg....could this be a cue/clue here??
Suzi |
AP Wolf
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Apwolf
Post Number: 1143
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 5:46 pm: | |
That Joe
was a mean old sod
Who sold rank old cod
But he never held a rod
Instead he used a snooker cue
To put his fish in the stew
And to chalk up a few
Messages on the wall
All in all
Just another fish on the boil
Just another bloater
Just another floater
All things just kosher.
That Joe the Rip
Just fish and chip
Tripe and trash
Pie and mash
Cockney fish
Strange old dish
That Merry Kelly
Eels in jelly
That Liz Stride
Mash and pie
Brown bread
Martha dead
Katy plays apples and pears
There she goes down the stairs
Boiled eggs and pickled
In vinegar that was Nichols.
Cockney fish is winkles from mud
Washed down with a pint of Jack’s blood
And then story is told in chip shop and pub
Concerning the worm in the bud…
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Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 843
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 6:11 pm: | |
AP!!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!!
Have been doing that rolling on the floor laughing thing here!!!!!!!
How do you do it!!!!!!! Thanks!!!! Fun 'eh!!!!
Going to print this off tomorrow
Walkin in style-
Down Aldgate Mile .Pickled eels?..
Pickled!!
Yes..
thats
My Style
A try Thanks AP!! Suzi |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2536
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 6:28 pm: | |
Yes, loved that AP.
How about if Joe lulled the women's suspicions by tapping his snooker cue on the ground to simulate a blind person? Then he pots the kidney in one side pocket and the womb in the other......
Joe "Pretty Interesting" Barnett.
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 844
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 6:49 pm: | |
YES!!!!!
Blind Joe tip tap tapping his way around has a certain frisson!!!!Dont Kangaroos keep their JOEys in their pockets tho!!!!!!!!!!
Suzi
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2538
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 7:14 pm: | |
Suzi, I can't see Joe as Skippy - he'd have bounded clean over Kate's head and gone crashing through the back window of Mr Taylor's shop. Yet Morris aid he never heard a sound.
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 845
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 7:37 pm: | |
Robert-
Strangely have been working out how to type the Skippy sound!!! Tssp! Tssp!!...Perhaps he was in cahoots with "Diddles" the Private Paw of Whitechapel...apologies to T.S Elliot there! Was there any mention of an accent in the infamous 'Oh Murder!!!!' do you think?
Suzi |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2539
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 7:47 pm: | |
Hi Suzi
Obviously Diddles disgraced himself on the floor and Mary, with her French background, cried "Oh merde!"
T.S. Elliot - didn't he write "The Waistland" (about Ronnie Corbett's trousers)? Or was that T.S. Elliot Place, who wrote the song "My Funny Valentine"?
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 846
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 11, 2004 - 8:04 pm: | |
Think it's time for another pic here!!! Must consult my editor!!!
Robert!!!
Maybe Didds who lived above.....disgraced himself or herself....THROUGH the floor!!! THAT would have made our girl with French'Connections' speak those miserable or les miserable words!!
Place....PLAICE!!! back to those finny chaps again!!!...." My Finny Valentine?"
Suzi |
Greg Hutton
Sergeant
Username: Greg
Post Number: 30
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, June 12, 2004 - 3:56 am: | |
Joe may well have had a snooker cue, but did he have the balls? |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 847
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 12, 2004 - 5:44 am: | |
Ooooooooh yes,
Used mainly when taking part in the 1888 'Pot Scwartz' tournaments!
The cue,of course was one of those collapsable thingies which would explain that parcel wrapped in American Cloth!!Case solved....again!
Suzi |
brad kelley
Unregistered guest
| | Posted on Saturday, June 12, 2004 - 1:13 am: | |
suzi,
on a half serious note, speaking of the message written on the wall in goulston street if you arrange the letters (with some left over) you can spell joe barnett, wonder how many suspects that would be true for...im way too tired but at some point would like to see what other words we could create from the remaining letters once the below capitalized letters are extracted. also you can spell joe barnett as i have here and still leave the last part untouched ... "blamed for nothing".
th(E)(J)ewes (A)(R)(E) (T)he me(N)(T)hat will n(O)(T) (B)e blamed for nothing. |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 853
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 12:02 pm: | |
Brad!!
Some serious food for thought here!!
I'm a great believer that with enough thought and bits of parper you can prove absolutly
anything,off to scribble away now.!
Suzi
It's absurd to divide people into good or bad.People are either charming or tedious. |
Shannon Christopher
Inspector
Username: Shannon
Post Number: 385
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 1:22 pm: | |
Brad,
Problem with the graffiti - it was located on the door frame where anyone could have sat and scribbled it before leaving out for the day, or done while getting a bit of fresh air that night.
The apron piece was tossed into the doorway some 6 - 8 feet beyond the writing and it is doubtful that the two are related.
More a chance of circumstance as the killer made his way away from the crime scene...
Shannon |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 863
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 4:19 pm: | |
Help!!
A semi serious comment!!more than likely though..
Oh well, where we the then,..think it's about time now that some more interesting photographs and maybe,just maybe some more graffiti to complement them..........who knows!
Suzi
It's absurd to divide people into good or bad.People are either charming or tedious. |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2568
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 6:58 pm: | |
Is the "Times" trying to stop us discovering the terrible truth about poor old Joe?
I think we should be told.
Robert |
brad kelley
Unregistered guest
| | Posted on Monday, June 14, 2004 - 3:48 pm: | |
joking aside its not that nuts to think the killer if leaving a cryptic message would include their name in it is it? |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 865
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 18, 2004 - 1:41 pm: | |
Robert!!!! SHURELY we should be told!!!! WONDERFUL!!!
brad- Come on....! they all want to be caught.... to have their day in court!As Mr Warhol said....evryone wants their five minutes of fame!......otherwise.....why are we doing this!!!
Cheers
Suzi
It's absurd to divide people into good or bad.People are either charming or tedious. |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2578
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 18, 2004 - 3:04 pm: | |
Brad, someone once worked out a most ingenious rearrangement of the letters, implicating Druitt.
I'll try and remember where it was I saw it.
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 866
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 18, 2004 - 5:44 pm: | |
Robert! up the page!!!
Come on chaps!!! this page is fun!
Or is it just me?
Suzi
It's absurd to divide people into good or bad.People are either charming or tedious. |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2582
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, June 18, 2004 - 6:13 pm: | |
Suzi, how did those Eye poems go?
So farewell
Joe Barnett
"Fresh fish"
That was your catchphrase
Large cod and chips
That was your dinner
E.J. Thribb |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 867
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 19, 2004 - 11:44 am: | |
aged 13 and three quarters I seem to recall! ha ha!! Wonderful!!!
Maybe-
" Oranges are not the only..fruit to be bought and sold in Dorset St..
You're codding me sor!!!
Ha ha
Suzi
It's absurd to divide people into good or bad.People are either charming or tedious. |
brad kelley
Unregistered guest
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 22, 2004 - 5:22 pm: | |
thanks robert i wonder what we can come up with if we really put our minds to it with the graffiti
perhaps we can implicate several suspects...hmmm
the anagramists are not the men that will be blamed for nothing not silly. |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 893
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, June 24, 2004 - 3:56 pm: | |
Hi Brad!
With enough thought you can make anything out of *** all!!!!!!Perhaps the sign seen there today saying Fish and Chips is a clue to us all 'eh!!!....MJK's last meal.....hey may have been a warning to Mary which she failed to see having not toddled along Goulston St that night!!!!
COD and chips 'eh!!!
Ha Ha !
Cheers Suzi |
Suzi Hanney
Chief Inspector
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 995
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, July 25, 2004 - 4:53 pm: | |
Ooooooooooooooooooh well it was fun...........
May just just get some more photographic evidence as time goes by...or you never know some may just be delivered.....
xx
suzi
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2743
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, July 25, 2004 - 6:24 pm: | |
Suzi, Brad
If Jack was a cannibal killer then this was his idea of popping out for a takeaway.
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1247
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 4:48 pm: | |
Oooooooh God!..OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooops!....I think we MAY have a few more pieces of photographic evidence lying around here ..somewhere...oooooooops !!watch this space !!!
Suzi...... |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1248
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 4:52 pm: | |
Hi Mikey!!!!!
Back in that chair yet baby????? Have found some great pix! and am in ....'production'...so to speak! xxsuzi |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1721
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:26 pm: | |
Hi Mikey! Just re read all this right back to the top! Made me fall out of my chair too!!!!!!!! Feel another pic coming on!
Suzi ok its the NEW SPOT the ripper competion! |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1722
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:32 pm: | |
Or there again we could try here!!!!!!! could be lurking in a shop here I reckon...Mr Kipps!
Entries to this thread!!!!!!!X may or may not mark the spot 'eh?
Suzi |
Glenn L Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 2592
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:37 pm: | |
Great picture there, Suzi.
Wonder if that's Barnett with the hand carriage?
All the best
G, Sweden
"Well, do you... punk?"
Dirty Harry, 1971 |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1723
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:40 pm: | |
Or there again we could try here!!!!!!!could be lurking in a shop here I reckon...Mr Kipps!
Entries to this thread!!!!!!!X may or may not mark the spot 'eh?
Suzi |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1724
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:43 pm: | |
Glenn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS OUR MAN! Follow him Watson!!!!!
still have the odd peg here Dave
Suzix |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1725
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 6:12 pm: | |
Proof definate of Come with me and you'll be Comfortable eh!' Happy New Year!!!!!!!
All best to everyone!!!!!!!!!! for 2005 xx |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 3715
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, December 31, 2004 - 5:06 pm: | |
Suzi, if you look closely at that last pic you'll see Simon Templar alias the Saint standing at the end of the street. The killer unmasked?
On the other hand, it's always possible that Barnett disguised himself as a traffic bollard to lull the victims into a false sense of security. I think this unlikely, because of passing dogs.
Robert |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1766
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, January 03, 2005 - 9:35 am: | |
Rob
THATS why they called off the bloodhounds then!!! Ah Ha!!!!!!
Suzi |
Glenn L Andersson
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Glenna
Post Number: 2659
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Monday, January 03, 2005 - 10:55 am: | |
Hey! OK, guys!
I didn't noticed this until now, but here is a photo from my London trip in February.
I finally caught Barnett at last, actually lurking outside a pub where one victim is said to have been spotted on occasion!
All the best
G, Sweden
(Message edited by Glenna on January 03, 2005)
"Well, do you... punk?"
Dirty Harry, 1971 |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 3745
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, January 03, 2005 - 11:40 am: | |
Glenn, yes, that's Joe waiting for a woman.
"Hallo Joe, is that a kipper in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
Robert |
