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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2938
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Friday, September 03, 2004 - 4:43 pm: |       |
Hanney! You utterly absurd boy! How dare you try to hoodwink your form master into believing that you have shared your hamper, when I have often had occasion to punish you for nefariously purloining comestibles which belong to your fellow pupils. Only yesterday i had occasion to cane you for devouring Cutbush Minor's steak and kidney pie.
I do not climb walls, Hanney! You are impertinent, Hanney!
Quelch |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1168
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 5:04 pm: | |
I-Im I-M pertinant s-s-ir ... not me sir ..Barnett Minor was the incontinent one...Matron will justify!
As to the caning si-s-s-s-s-ir a mere nothing!
ps Have the corned beef you asked me to keep and the rhubarb jam still hidden under Barnett Minors bed!
HM
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2943
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 5:52 pm: | |
Hanney! What became of the duty free items I requested you to obtain in Canada? Where are the cigars, Hanney? Where is the vintage wine from the southern slope of the vinyard? Where are the Gene Pitney records?
Angry Quelch
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1173
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 5:59 pm: | |
AAAAAAAAAAAAhsoooor
I sent the cigars to mine papa,drank the results of the vineyard with Barnett Minor behind the stables and the Gene Pitney was taken off of me at customs depite me mentioning your illustrious name ...Sor!
Miserable Hanney
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2945
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 6:07 pm: | |
Upon my word! Hanney! What did you call me in the first line of your letter? This is not the kind of language that can be tolerated at Greyfriars.
Short-sighted Quelch |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1174
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2004 - 6:33 pm: | |
Whatho sor!
My Mater and Pater always told be I'd go blind in the end.....seem to have gone blind BOTH ends!
Oooooooooops sorry about the Gramaticus Mr Q
Reading glasses HM
(ps teee heeeeee yaroooo!)
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1181
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 3:30 pm: | |
V-E-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RY QUIET SOR
HOPE MATRON HASNT KEPT YOU IN THE SAN FOR THE NIGHT
hm
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2952
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 4:28 pm: | |
I am quiet, Hanney, because I am marking your Latin homework. But have no fear, Hanney : soon I shall be marking you. Hanney! You have translated the word "amo" as "bullets." Explain yourself this instant, Hanney!
Quelch |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1186
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 5:07 pm: | |
Sor...Sorry for the delay but..
Have just finished copying out
'Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto'
500 times
and ...have been told by Matron to remember that..
'Dux femina facti'
Gosh hope she's right!
HMin
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2956
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 05, 2004 - 5:24 pm: | |
Hanney! I find it difficult to believe that you have suddenly taken an interest in Latin. When I told you that I had read Cicero's letters, you accused me of steaming them open.
Quelch |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1190
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 3:52 pm: | |
'Claudite iam rivos.pueri;sat prata biberunt'
Roughly trans as 'Close the sluices now lads the fields have drunk enough!' hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Think that may be the wrong way around!¬ Sir!
HM
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2962
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 4:56 pm: | |
Hanney! Apparent rari potores in gurgite vasto.
I am prepared to wager my paperback copy of Horace's Odes - signed by Horace himself - that you cannot tell me the name of the 70s popular performer who wrote a song entirely in Latin.
Quelch |
Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2963
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 5:12 pm: | |
Hanney! I have said that the song was entirely in Latin. However, I now recall that there were also some English words. Accordingly, I have now caned myself.
Exacting Quelch |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1193
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 5:29 pm: | |
Mr Quelch Sor!
Was it by any the 'erbert who went by the name of Mike Oldfield??? In dulce Jub etc etc ?????
?
didnt know that you kept a phonograph in your study sor!
HM
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1194
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 5:32 pm: | |
All I can say to those who mock us Latin students on this thread Sor is...
Procul,o procul este,profani!!
...he he
HM
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Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1195
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 5:37 pm: | |
at the end of the dat ..Non Omnia possimus omnes!!!!
HM
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2965
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 06, 2004 - 5:53 pm: | |
Hanney! The popular performer in question was Mr Cat Stevens, who included the song "O Caritas" on his "Catch Bull at Four" album. He subsequently converted to Islam - and possibly to metric too.
Know-all Quelch |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1197
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 4:38 pm: | |
d d d e e aaar M m m m r q q q uelch s s s or
I remember Mr Felis as a great singer before his c c c con v v version sor!
(What makes it worse... I had that on vynil...that looks wrong!!or that proper sort of record thing! vynyl...... or that stuff anyway!
VY N A L L !
)
HM
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Robert Charles Linford
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Robert
Post Number: 2969
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 5:11 pm: | |
In vinyl veritas, Hanney!
Moooon shadow, moon shadow.
Cool Quelch |
Suzi Hanney
Assistant Commissioner
Username: Suzi
Post Number: 1202
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 4:37 pm: | |
Oooooooooh god! that means......'I'm being followed!!! God! Stalker!!!!!
Cool Quelch!!! WHAT an image!
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